*ting* *ting* *ting*

*ting* *ting* *ting* *ting* *slash* *splash*

Know what that sound is? That's Tulip playing in her water dish. Lately kitty has been messing with her water in order to get some attention. She splashes around in it. If that doesn't get Eve or I to come, she whacks the bowl until she knocks it over and spills water everywhere. There are little, wet footprints all over the place, and water droplets all over the floor, cabinets, fridge. Punk! I'm thinking about eating her.

I told Eve to yell at her when she does it. So now I hear "KITTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!" followed by "MMMBRRRRRT?" followed by some floor mopping, several times a day. It's a lot like how I imagine a mental hospital to be.